Thursday, 26 November 2009

To AFA - Before departure pt. 2

Cont'd from here (the post below)

After dinner, we head off to the airport. My mom starts the car. My brother tags along in the front seat. Me and Huat sit at the back of the car.

Huat "So you didn't forget anything this time?"
Me "Of course not."

Huat was not convinced.

Huat "Boarding pass?"
Me "Here."

Huat "Okay."
Me "Heh."
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Not more than 1 minute later...

Me "Oh yeah, you have my passport, right?"
Huat "What? No."

Mom "Arrrghh" (starts turning back to the house)

Me "I'M SURE IT'S IN THE CAR!! WEE! (my bro) LOOK AROUND THE FRONT SEAT!!"
Bro "Nope, not here."

Whole car panics.

Me "Bah, reverse home I go check!"

As my mom starts reversing...

Bro "This one?"

Me "See! It was in the car!"

Everyone : (=_=;)

Side note : My dad was outside the car just looking at us panicking minus the voices.

Wednesday, 25 November 2009

To AFA - Before departure

In case some of you don't know, Huat and I went to Singapore for Anime Fest Asia 2009. I'll probably post more about it over the next few days... or weeks.

Some stuff happened before we even got on the plane.

We decided to check in our luggage at the airport then go for dinner over at my place since I live close to the airport. I was to meet Huat at the airport for check in.

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On the way to check in : in the car.

Mom : "Okay, so you have the passport and itinerary?"
Me : "Yup."
Mom : "Kay ,that's everything."

2 minutes after leaving home...

Me : "Oh right, I __________ (Guess)
Mom : "Argghhh" (turns back home)

2 more minutes, reached home.

(opens door)

Brother : "Forgot your luggage?"
Me : "Yeah..."
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So yeah, that happened. And something else but I lazy. arg

Saturday, 14 November 2009

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-funky muzik!

1. I can find many sites to amuse me on the internet : this assures I don't need to go to bed until I feel guilty about it (3am)

2. My brother listens to songs on his iPod before he goes to sleep.

3. My dad bought one of those iPod speakers for my brother.

4. My brother sleeps while leaving the speakers on.

5. Add these up and you get one blarg post!

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So I go up to our room at 3:30am and hear korean music playing.

"Ah well,he'll prolly turn it off when I go in."

Turns out he was sleeping, so I just laid on my bed guessing who was singing, thinking I might go to sleep as well.

This went on for 20 minutes.

"Wow, 3:50 already and I still can't sleep. Hope a slow one comes up soon."

So yeah, a slow one comes up and I start to doze off...

...

Speakers start playing Gee.

I start lipsyncing the lyrics to Gee

and dancing while lying down on my bed.

So I'm wide awake for the next 10 minutes. It's 4:00 then.

I decide to go out the room and sleep outside. It was okay until mosquitoes start waking up so I went back in.

4:20 was the time.

My brain decides to start working and goes "Just turn off the iPod durrr"

Oh.

4:23 - I took 3 minutes to figure out how to turn it off.

4:30 - I can finally rest in serenity.

4:31

My brother goes "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

"Oh crap, he's gonna start snoring now?!"

Thankfully, he didn't and I was spared from another half hour of staying awake.

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

Chewie

copying from MSN

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Huat says (11:59 @#!#!@$):
how was the test?

.FishBall. says (12:05 P#@$#%):
test was bleh
i just started writing nonsense when 5 mins left
M, M+2 and M+4 i resorted to drawing a graph
lol

Huat says (12:08 P#@$#%):
you couldn't finish?

.FishBall. says (12:08 P#@$#%):
i prolly could finish if i knew what i was doing
it's not a matter of time, though
it's more a matter of "lol let's d2* instead of study"
*d2 = diablo 2, a game

if can get C good liao lol
what would a breakdown of BACCB give me? lol
damn, hope my P5 get A
then it spells out BACCA
Teo BACCA
lol

if you pronounce it in japanese way, it's Cheo BACCA
which would sound like CHEWBACCA from star wars
andrew would appreciate that humor

...
probably not

Huat says (12:10 P#@$#%):
you really ought to blog this
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What I notice from my chats :
1. Lots of "lol"s
2. Huat typed 3 lines... I typed almost 20.

Monday, 9 November 2009

Boo!

Seeing Sing Yee's mask on the chms blog reminded me of a time when I was a kid.

I was like 6 years old at the time (everything happens to me when I was 6 years old) and I was at New Zealand with my family.

...Or was I 12? Yeah I was probably 12.

So this happened one night in our house in NZ. It was night time and the lights outside the bathroom were off. I was brushing my teeth and halfway through, two of my sisters walked in and asked me to follow them.

WOULDN'T HURT TO FOLLOW THEM, RIGHT?
Plus, they already grabbed my hands anyway so let's just go along with this.

Let me remind you, it was dark outside the bathroom with only the bathroom light illuminating the outside.

And in that faint light, another of my sisters popped up from a handrail with a freakishly scary Halloween mask (faint light gives the mask +scary points).

IT WASN'T EVEN HALLOWEEN!

I go-stun (reverse) faster than my body could normally handle and thank goodness the two sisters who held my hand held tight enough that I didn't fall over and bang my head on the toilet.

After that, I refused to go upstairs anymore (I end up getting forced up anyway) and deep within me grew a 'hatred like no other'* towards the sister with the mask on. I also avoided her room like the plague.

* - for dramatic effect

She used it on me one more time, maybe two, the few days after that and my mom ended up destroying the mask and throwing it away.


......Damned Halloween mask scaring me shitless.

Thursday, 22 October 2009

Working hard? Me? Unpossible!

Many people who know me know that I am lazy.

How lazy? I don't do homework at home nor do I study.

Has A Levels changed that?

No.

Okay, maybe I do study for like 30 mins to 1 hour a day recently but that's still not a lot.
(Not to mention I take off days in my study leave too... like today.)

BUT!

What happens when you get a message one night asking you to prepare a farewell speech for your Japanese teacher who is going to leave in a month's time... due the next day?!?!
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I was playing games as usual last night when I got the message.

"May I ask you to prepare a farewell speech for Miss Satoko tomorrow?"

Needless to say, my gaming mood almost crashed and it stressed me out.

So I 'consulted' Chia Yuin.

She just laughed through MSN. Very helpful.

So far today, I've been working on the speech for roughly 2 hours which equates to two minutes of speech. Already much more than I can handle if this were homework.

Chia Yuin and Hui Zhen will be expecting that speech.

It's due in 3 hours.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Sunday, 18 October 2009

Being normal for once

This happened in Japanese class. Basically, our teacher usually asks us to write up short conversations/dialogues involving phrases/vocabulary that we've just learnt.

I like to make up funny ones just because I can.
A typical example would be something like :
[Translated to English for your convenience]

(We have to use the word "attached/stuck" - as in stuck on your hair, face, or attached to the bag)

A: "Excuse me, there's some ink stuck on your face."
B: "Eh? Oh, this isn't ink!"
A: "Oops, my bad, sorry."

You'd wonder, "What's so funny about that?"

Let me remind you my face possesses a very prominent feature.



See it? That "ink" spot on my face? Yeah. That's how I spice up my little dialogues and everyone usually gets a laugh or a wtf out of that.
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But what happens when I don't have anything funny to make up?

(Scenario : You're planning a picnic trip and you check the weather forecast with a friend.)

Weather forecast person-guy:
Good morning, this is the weather forecast for today.
It was rainy yesterday, wasn't it?
Today, it will be sunny with some cloudiness later.

A: "Hey, that's great! We can go picnicking today!"
B: "But we're gonna be toast under the sun."
A: "No problems, we'll just bring an umbrella."
B: "Oh. Okay."

The room goes dead silent and everyone's waiting for me to continue and say something funny.

"Yeah, I'm done."

The guy across the room stared at me blankly and I caught his glance.
And he was like "Dude, that's so normal!"